I Just Wanted to Lie Flat, So How Did I Become an Emperor for the Ages?

After his soul enters a chaotic age, Tian Ye starts out as a beggar and just wants to survive. Luckily, the 【Fate Reclamation System】 activates! Its abilities defy the heavens. It can reclaim the fate of the dead and transfer it to the living! 【Ding! Successfully reclaimed gray fate: “Death Within Three Days”!】 Shivering as he looks at the misfortune burning in his hand, Tian Ye simply sticks it on a steamed bun and gives it to a local thug! The next second, the thug's vicious dog convulses on the spot, foams at the mouth, and drops dead! The whole city is stunned! From then on, Tian Ye finds the secret to making a fortune! 【Ding! Reclaimed green fate: “Pass the Scholar Examination”!】 He sells it on, and a spoiled young master instantly becomes a rising star of the literary world! 【Ding! Reclaimed white fate: “Lose the One You Love”!】 He sticks it on a hairpin, and the capital's top beauty is dumped overnight, crying as she writes an immortal masterpiece! I, Tian Ye, am Chang'an City's biggest wholesaler of bad luck, a secondhand dealer in fate! The Minister of Revenue is too greedy? I'll give you a lucky charm for “Fart in Public”! The General Who Guards the Nation is too arrogant? I'll present you with a sword that brings “Drunken Blabbering”! I only want to make a little money under the radar. Why are all the officials in court kneeling and begging me to stop sending gifts? Hey, hey, hey! I'm really not some hidden master. Stop imagining things! 【Ding! Golden destiny detected: “Founding Emperor.” Reclaim it?】 Tian Ye: “...Help! I really can't take this one!”