Ascension Is a Lie: The Immortals Above Feast on My People

When Bai Guangling faced his tribulation, he discovered that the Upper Realm was a monster cafeteria, where the seniors were being dunked in boiling oil like hotpot ingredients! Reborn before his ascension, he promptly flipped the table: why cultivate immortality when lying flat is so much better? Just as he was about to give up, a System notification popped up: [Ding! Your demonic cultivator script has been activated.] From then on, he causes trouble alongside an innocent junior sister and a cold, glamorous demoness streamer: stealing cultivation manuals, building a harem, and rewriting the Upper Realm’s menu as A Guide to Wiping Out Monsters. You old geezers of the Upper Realm, are you ready to be served up in my pot?