After My Wife and Children Betrayed Me, I Couldn't Be Happier

Feng shui is the most mysterious thing in the world. My wife is obsessed with it and refuses to share a bed with me. To keep her aura pure, she won't even let our son call me Dad. She calls me by my first name, too. I thought that was just her personality, until the day her first love returned to secular life. That's when I realized even immortals have feelings...