You Were Supposed to Simulate a Crime, Not Rob a Bank, You Absolute Menace!

“This is a simulated crime show. You’re supposed to simulate a crime and play a criminal. Play one! Do you understand?”

“What’s with you robbing a bank?!”

The production crew was on the verge of a breakdown as they watched one contestant hold an entire bank hostage.

“Director, when you first came up with the show, did you expect any of this to happen?” the reporter asked.

The director was falling apart. “Of course not... We thought they’d rob someone’s bag or take a single hostage, at most.”

“Su Bai is unbelievable. He’s taken everyone in an entire bank hostage, and now he’s demanding that the inspectors provide him with a helicopter! This is too much!”

“Does he even know how to fly a helicopter?!”

But just then, the reporter’s mouth fell wide open. She was completely dumbfounded.

“It’s... it’s taking off!”

“That man is taking off with the hostages!”

“Rumble!!!!” The helicopter’s rotors thundered as Su Bai, wearing sunglasses and ear protectors, hovered in midair at the controls.

“Out in the real world, I don’t mind if you call me Mr. Su...”

“But in a simulated crime show, after I’ve successfully robbed a bank, what should you call me?”

The livestream chat exploded in an instant.

“Hello, Boss Su!!”