Unbelievable! You're Just a Top-Ranked Massage Therapist, Yet You're More Powerful Than a Purple-Robed Celestial Master

离谱！你一金牌技师比紫袍天师还猛

by The World's Most Alive Person (世界一活人)

Status: Completed
Length: 70k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Qimao

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Synopsis

My name is He Bi. I have an innate Daoist body and excel at all five Daoist arts: catching ghosts, dispelling evil, reading faces, and telling fortunes. There's nothing you can think of that I can't do.

But that's only what it looks like. My true identity is far more mysterious than you could imagine...

Beautiful women? I see at least eight or ten in a single night! Money? Anyone who wants to send me some had better make my day first!

Because I'm the only male masseur at the Qiangsheng Club!

Feeling weak? Get the deluxe treatment. Your luck's turned sour? Get the deluxe treatment. Plagued by evil spirits? Get the deluxe treatment...

There's nothing a deluxe treatment can't fix. And if there is, then get two.

Welcome to the Qiangsheng Club. Masseur Number 66 is at your service!

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