After Failing to Ascend, I Became a Saint by Wiping Tables

“I was a mighty cultivator at the Tribulation Transcendence stage, and after being reborn, I’m wiping tables?!” Tianyuan, the Xuanyang Immortal Lord who had once dominated the cultivation world, was betrayed by his brother during his tribulation. One bolt of lightning sent him back to square one, and he opened his eyes as Chen Ergou, the lowest-ranking waiter at the Feisheng Pavilion! Where’s my System? My golden finger? My immortal bones?! Oh, his golden finger was a rusty compass that could predict the future only three times a day, and it didn’t even work half the time! “Thievery in the west wing at a quarter past seven!” Tianyuan stared at the words that appeared. The corner of his mouth twitched. “That’s it? I used to predict three hundred years of heavenly secrets with a single thought!” But after using the lousy compass to crack a theft case, humiliate a crooked merchant, fool the city lord, and even... win the heart of the masked Saintess, Xiang Xue, he realized this cheat was far more powerful than he’d imagined! However, as his memories gradually returned, he finally understood: Xiang Xue was the city lord’s daughter, and the incarnation of the Dragon Vein. The Saint Venerable wasn’t after the city. He wanted to use Tianyuan’s blood to open a forbidden gate! “You schemed against me in my last life. This time... I’ll make sure you can’t even lick the soles of a waiter’s shoes!”