Livestream Fortune-Telling: The Villain Reads Minds and Throws Everyone into a Shura Field

[Mysticism, school life, powerhouse, transmigration into a book]

My name is Jiang Yixu. Before I died, I was a Taoist priest.

After my soul transmigrates, I go from being a once-formidable figure to a wicked female side character struggling to pass the college entrance exams. I used to have people lining up for my fortune sticks; now I use them to guess exam answers.

The poor female lead and the aloof male lead have nothing to do with me.

But when the scheming side character at the female lead's side, wearing a bad-luck talisman, gets into trouble and blames me, that definitely has something to do with me.

Once I solve the problem, I find myself in a bind: I've got a mountain of gold, but I can't spend it.

If spending the original owner's money costs me virtue points, I'll livestream fortune-telling to support myself.

“Master, I always feel unsafe. Do you have a protective talisman for me?”

Me: “No need to buy one. You're about to go to prison. You'll be protected around the clock in there, so you'll be perfectly safe.”

“Master, I bought a house at a bargain, but five owners have died there in a row. I'm scared...”

Me: “Sell it to me. I can keep it under control.”

“Master, I want to marry my girlfriend. Can you see if our birth dates are compatible?”

Me: “I don't arrange ghost marriages here. Besides, murder is punishable by death. You won't get away.”

When the authorities in my livestream accidentally let their identities slip, I finally realize why the food stall downstairs has become neater and neater, but the food's getting worse.

As I tell fortunes, why is the villain pulling out a “Property Gift Agreement”? Why has the male lead's gaze changed? Who taught the female lead to kneel on one knee?

“I cannot divine the lowly fate of every soul beneath the heavens.”

“Hey! Villain, those are my words!”