You Made Me a Master of Both Medicine and Martial Arts, and You Call This a Curse?

“Husband, it’s late. We should consummate our marriage!” Lin Dong looked at the alluring woman before him and cursed his luck. If his family weren’t so poor, why would a fine young man like him marry into a chicken coop? And a chicken coop with such bizarre customs, too. On their wedding night, they had to do it in front of the Shennong statue! But afterward, all he could say was, “That was amazing!” If anyone else needs a husband to marry into their family, just call me!