The Top Green Tea's Guide to Transmigrating into a Book

Wan Susu is known as the Green Tea Queen, and she certainly lives up to her name: she’s the most shameless kind of scheming green tea girl.

She wrote an angsty novel, pouring all her green tea skills into creating a thoroughly despicable second female lead. As expected, the comments were full of colorful insults.

She wasn’t ashamed. She was proud of it.

But then

She transmigrated into a book!!

Not as the second female lead, but as the heroine, whose life is miserable and whose death is even worse!!

With things as they were, the first thing she had to do was run!

But she discovered she couldn’t escape the original plot. Did that mean she had to obediently follow it after all?

She starts off with a slap, and relies on her green-tea survival guide to gear up. Watch as she turns the plot around by herself and climbs to the top of the world.

In Yan Changming’s eyes, Qi Suyue was haughty, aloof, and arrogant, thinking herself above everyone else. She even bullied the kind and innocent Yan Qing at every turn, making him utterly disappointed in her.

But one day, he discovered that he could hear her thoughts.

It turned out she wasn’t cold or delicate. She was two-faced, affected, and a hypocrite, yet

For some reason, she made his heart leap with joy, while at times she also exasperated him beyond measure.

Wan Susu: “I’m the prime minister’s wife. If she bullies me, isn’t she looking down on the prime minister? How can I tolerate that?”

[You little punk, wash your neck and wait for me to take your damned head!]

Yan Changming: ??

Wan Susu: “My lord, please don’t! After all these years of marriage, do you really feel no affection for me at all? Can you really bear to divorce me?”

[Just divorce me already!]

Yan Changming: ??

Wan Susu: “Now that my lord is leaving, who knows when we’ll meet again? I can’t bear to part with you.”

[Get lost, you stupid bastard. See you never, you son of a turtle!]