Arrogant CEO, Give Me a Hug

Yang Lele’s greatest dream is to land lots and lots of jobs, earn lots and lots of money, and raise Yang Haha until she’s plump and rosy-cheeked. Yang Haha’s greatest dream is to look at handsome men, look at handsome men, look at handsome men... and, as a little side project, find herself a ridiculously handsome stepdad. One day, they run into a man named Nangong Jun. He announces arrogantly, “Men, women, animals, plants: all of you, stay at least three feet away from me!” But Yang Lele goes and hugs him. A hug is one thing, but then they kiss. A kiss is one thing, but then they start taking their clothes off. And just as things get going, Yang Lele runs away... “You brazen woman! I’ll destroy you!” But Yang Lele doesn’t get away. She’s caught and dragged back, and the moment he sees her, the man hugs, kisses, and undresses her again. Wasn’t he supposed to destroy her? Only later does Yang Lele learn that the “fire” he meant to put out was the heat between them. Ten months later, the lecherous Yang Haha cuddles a pink-cheeked baby, drooling all over its face. “Your mom is Yang Lele, your dad is Nangong Jun, and me... I’m your girlfriend.” Hee hee. At least I’m not Yang Lele’s biological child.