The Five-and-a-Half-Year-Old Mystic Prodigy: Livestreaming Gossip and Winning the Internet’s Heart

Little Suisui was kicked out of her temple by her master, who told her to earn merit by healing people and join the Department of the Righteous Path. The Fu family adopted the quirky little Taoist. She was only five and a half, but her supernatural abilities were extraordinary! Still, Suisui was a little odd. She flew around on a toilet plunger and used the thing to catch ghosts. To avoid causing trouble for the Fu family, Suisui started livestreaming, and soon took the internet by storm. At first, everyone scoffed. Before long, they were taking numbers and lining up for fortune-telling... The Fu family’s rivals, the Gu family, came to get their fortunes told, expecting a laugh. Instead, Suisui exposed all their secrets, while the whole internet watched and gossiped! “Streamer, tell me where my son is! I’ll send you a rocket!” Suisui shook her head. “But, uncle, your fate says you don’t have any children!” “Streamer, I sent you a spaceship. Can you check whether there’s anything unclean in my house?” Suisui answered sweetly, “Look behind you. There’s a woman ghost in red!”