Before I Was Reborn and Got Married, I Was Haunted by Crazy Comments for Nine Thousand Years!

[Double birth of scumbag male and female protagonists + crazy criticism of fake eunuchs + real and fake daughters + group pets + double cleanliness] On the day Lu Wanwan died, the whole capital was celebrating her husband's reunion with Bai Yueguang, who had "resurrected from the dead". No one remembers that Bai Yueguang's position as mistress, her vast wealth, and even her status as the Lu family's legitimate daughter all belong to her, Lu Wanwan! She was slandered as a poisonous woman who occupied the magpie's nest, and she knelt in the ancestral hall and slapped her mouth day and night. When the fire burned her body, she smiled and held the scumbag tight: "Why don't we go to hell together?" The two were reborn as twins and exchanged relatives. When Bai Yueguang's true face was revealed, he begged her for forgiveness with red eyes. Lu Wanwan sneered: Forgive? Go be a dog! … For some reason, the feared King of Hell of Dongchang got entangled with her—— Rumor has it that he was a murderer, but he knelt to warm her feet every night. It was said that he was ruthless, but he made her old enemy into a human pig and put it in the courtyard for viewing. "The way Miss Lu beats the governor, it's very beautiful." "This tongue offends Miss Lu? I will pull it out now." Later, the truth about his past life emerged, and his voice was hoarse: "Lu Wanwan, I died for you in the last life, and in this life... I live for you." He had been sincere for two lifetimes, even giving his life to her for fun. —— That night, Lu Wanwan took up her pen and wrote: "The Admiral laughed today and wants to sleep." A low laugh came from behind: "I, the Governor... Can't ask for more."