Journey to the West: I Specialize in Beating Bald-Headed Buddhists

[Transmigrating into Journey to the West from the start, the protagonist Chen Jiangliu refuses to seek the scriptures or follow the pilgrimage. He's a construction specialist who smashes Buddha statues!] “Great Venerable, this is bad! All our Vajra Guardians have been beaten down! That Tang Monk is leading people here to attack!” “Great Venerable, things have taken a turn! Bodhisattva Samantabhadra stepped in and beat Tang Monk and his group badly. They're fleeing now!” “Great Venerable, disaster! Tang Monk and his group are coming back with hundreds of things called star destroyers!” The Tathagata looked unconcerned. “Don't panic. I'll handle this.” “Great Venerable, Bodhisattva Samantabhadra was blasted into a near-paralyzed state by something called a nuclear bomb...” The Tathagata: “!!!”