Crazy! Whoever Listens in on My Thoughts, I'll Strip Their Underwear Off

[Everyone’s inner thoughts + gossip + ridiculous antics + satisfying revenge + sweet romance]

[Quirky, hilarious little maid × cold, calculating marquis, the pride of heaven]

Bad news: Chi Zhuzhu kicked the bucket.

Good news: She transmigrated into the loyal maid of the heroine in a melodramatic novel and gained a gossip book as her golden finger.

From the start, she found herself facing a madman and a madwoman, and Chi Zhuzhu got paid to enjoy the gossip.

[The dignified mistress is actually being told to cut her own flesh to treat her concubine’s illness? And she agreed?]

[Wow, my lady had to choose between getting angry and being a pushover, and she chose to be an angry pushover. Good for her!]

The kind-hearted mistress: Slams the table, refuses to be a doormat, and gets carried to success in style.

[What? On his wedding night, the general was so weak in the knees he wet the bed. The next day, he ate bull penis to restore his manly vigor, then got a nosebleed at court and was mocked by his colleagues?]

The blind and oblivious master: Keeps teetering between rage and humiliation.

[Huh? So the female rival can’t cry unless she rubs onion on her eyelids first. Was she not even brought to tears when the general kissed her?]

The white-lotus rival: Horrified, she’s forced to step up her acting game.

[Wait… Hold on, you… damn it! I knew at a glance that you were my long-lost husband!]

The poisoned, aloof male lead: “Heh, interesting.”

And so Chi Zhuzhu lies flat and enjoys the gossip, watching her masters fight among themselves while she slacks off on the clock and enjoys her rise from poverty to wealth.

But why is making more and more money somehow driving her masters into bankruptcy?!

The mistress: I can’t afford to give out rewards anymore.

A certain male lead, his voice low: “Could I pay you with a person instead? Me, for example.”

And so little maid Chi Zhuzhu’s status skyrocketed, and she became her former master’s great-aunt by marriage. This is just absurd!