Global: I’m Immortal, So What’s Wrong with Becoming a Life-Exchange Master?

Panda blood, hearts, kidneys, spleens, stomachs, livers... All kinds of human organs, sold by the pound or by the scale! Don’t miss out if you’re passing by. After being reborn, Lin Jian discovers his terrifying ability to heal. Even if only one cell remains, it can multiply without limit and restore him to his original state! (Hands on head: “Now that’s what I call Wolverine, bro!”) Changing classes at the Divine Altar even unlocks the SSS-rank Life-Exchanger class! A Life-Exchanger, as the name suggests, can trade blows one for one even with gods. The problem is, this class is life-threatening. The good news is, I, Lin Jian, have nothing in greater supply than lives! Getting bullied? Fine! I’ll bind myself to you and crush my own heart! A rank-D monster in a secret realm? Fine! I’ll sacrifice my head! Caught doing something indecent in public? Fine, I’ll bind myself to the target and confiscate the tool of the crime! “Lin Jian, you really can’t die. You’ve already wiped out the bosses on the world secret-realm rankings!” “Lin Jian, world law forbids you from pleasuring yourself again. Otherwise, the Emperor and the Pope will get down on their knees before you.” “Life really is as lonely as snow...”