Imperial Preceptor, Get in My Bowl!

The man looked at the woman, who seemed lost in her own thoughts, with scorn and declared, “A woman should be like a commandery princess, skilled in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting.”

“Hm? I can do all that too!” The woman snapped back to attention and smiled slyly. “But I prefer flutes made from human bones, chess pieces made from human eyes, and paper made from human skin. Interested, sir?”

“I’d rather have you make cloth, my dear, then paint on the bed at night. Tian’er, care to find out more?” A lazy voice came from far away, making her heart skip a beat.

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