I, the Madman from the Mountain, Am Unrivaled Under Heaven!

"Bufan, your knowledge of astronomy and geography, advanced technology and medicine, and your martial arts cultivation are now every bit as good as ours!"

"Now, the seven of us have a task for you..."

With seven marriage contracts in hand, Su Bufan is ordered to descend the mountain, marry, and have children.

His seven masters tell him to choose one of the marriage contracts they've picked out for him!

But he refuses!

Only children have to choose. A man like me, handsome, dashing, and strong-armed,

will take them all!

The first is a cold, beautiful female CEO. She's not quite my type.

The thing I hate most in life is acting like a lovesick puppy and fawning over someone who couldn't care less.

I'll just have her be my assistant and little maid for now.

Come to think of it, did my seven masters pick these seven marriage contracts after watching The Deer and the Cauldron?

They're all so wildly different!

Who was the master who picked the leader of the Serious Crimes Unit for me? What kind of tyrannical shrew is she?

The leader of a famous girl group? That sweet and adorable style is almost too much for me to handle!

Wait, even a foreign mafia queenpin has a marriage contract with me?

Can't you all come one at a time?

A man should be a womanizer, but never a lecher!