A Useless System from the Start? Don’t Distract Me from Beating Everyone

After transmigrating, Nan Xu expected the indispensable golden finger to come with him, and thought the sort of cheat powers you get in novels would finally be his. But the moment he saw the System, he nearly cursed. 【Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve unlocked max-level toilet repair skills.】 【Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve unlocked max-level mending skills.】 【Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve unlocked max-level funeral service skills.】 … Hold it right there! I’m a professional director. System, can’t you take this seriously?