Reborn in 1991

I woke up one morning and suddenly transmigrated to 1991. What? Meat skewers are only twenty cents? And you think that's expensive? How about oden? Just five cents a skewer. Seen it before? Heard of it? Tried it? None of the above? Come on, give it a taste! You're chopping up crayfish to feed the chickens? That's money you're throwing away! What's KFC? Watch me start Dester. I'll crush them. Hey, Mr. Ma, still teaching English? Pony, how's QICQ coming along? What? You've been sued? Come work for me. I'll take care of you. Dongzi, you can't keep selling those pirated discs! I've got the genuine ones right here. “What? You want to know why I'm so rich?” “I'm not interested in money. I never touch it!”