I Asked You to Be a Counselor, So Why Are Your Students Making Headlines Every Day?

Am I not just a newly hired university counselor? So why do I keep running into so many strange students? It's all because my lousy advisor told me being a counselor was an easy job and urged me to apply at my alma mater. Somehow, my days as a counselor have turned out to be more dangerous than a secret agent's, living on the edge. Of course, they're pretty exciting. On my very first day, I ran into a student who'd been arrested after going to the police station to bail out a sex worker, and the idiot even tried to get a discount by showing his student ID. Then I encountered students reported for gambling after playing mahjong, only to discover they'd been using martial arts practice scrolls as their stakes. But that wasn't even the most outrageous thing. One student somehow got the idea that a summer job in the Middle East could pay several thousand dollars a day. He actually went there for work, only to get surrounded by local armed forces. In the end, Yang Yu had to go to tremendous lengths and hire mercenaries to bring him back. Seriously, Yang Yu is just a university counselor. Shouldn't he stop getting involved in so many things? A full-length documentary: the students under his watch keep making the headlines, now streaming to great acclaim!