After His Inner Thoughts Were Overheard, the Tyrant Loses His Cool Every Day

(Mind Reading, Transmigrate into a Book, Golden Finger, Feel-Good Redemption, Comedic Bickering) Song Lingyu transmigrates into a book. She becomes a cannon-fodder villainess forced into a substitute marriage, and nearly gets strangled to death by the tyrant the moment she opens her eyes. To stay alive, she turns into a drama queen and a devoted flatterer. “Your Majesty, I truly adore you!” Meanwhile, she laments, He's got a nice build, but he's about to have me hacked into eight pieces. The tyrant: “What?! How dare you!” He banishes her to the fields to farm! Song Lingyu pours him water through her tears. “I will watch over Your Majesty for the rest of my life...” Good thing I got sent to the Cold Palace. Otherwise, wouldn't I die in the chaos when the six kingdoms rise up? Wait... Did I accidentally make the tyrant drink a fertility potion for multiple births?! What a waste of several acres' worth of harvest. But which end of the tyrant will the babies come out of?! The tyrant: “What?! I'm going to have a child of my own?!” When the tyrant falls gravely ill, she weeps and cries out with heartfelt devotion, “Your Majesty, if you die, this concubine will never go on living!” I'll find seventeen or eighteen handsome men and have a wonderful time with them! Just then, the gravely ill tyrant, seemingly on the verge of death, suddenly opens his eyes and glares at her through gritted teeth. “How wonderful will it be? Take me along!”