The Crown Prince Is a Living King of Hell. Why Would You Provoke Him?

大皇子活阎王，你惹他干嘛

by Mr. Pea (豌豆君)

Status: Completed
Length: 610k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Alternate History
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Qimao

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He transmigrates to the Da Qing dynasty and becomes the eldest prince, an idle but kindhearted man. Emperor Qing: “Floods have ravaged Jiangdong, and the people are suffering. We need two hundred thousand measures of grain for disaster relief, but we have less than a hundred thousand. What are we to do?”

Xiao Yan: “Your Majesty, why not mix in a hundred thousand measures of sand? That’ll make two hundred thousand.”

Everyone: “???”

You’re supposed to provide disaster relief, and you’re mixing sand into the grain? Whatever happened to the eldest prince being kindhearted?

Emperor Qing: “Now the remnants of the previous dynasty are causing trouble everywhere. How should we deal with them?”

Xiao Yan: “We should build an ancestral shrine for the previous dynasty, then have Father Emperor and the officials pay their respects to throw them off the scent. After that, send men to lie in wait. Anyone who comes to mourn must be one of the previous dynasty’s remnants. Kill them all!”

Emperor Qing and the officials: “This guy’s a living King of Hell!”

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