During the Famine, I Stockpile Supplies, Spoil a Female General, and Strike It Rich

His parents’ farmers’ market went bankrupt, leaving them with piles of unsold goods. By chance, Zhou Yu discovered that the water vat in his home connected to ancient times. One watermelon earned him a pile of antiques. Female general: “I beg the divine spirit to grant us food and water.” Zhou Yu: “Ever tried durian or stinky tofu?” Female general: “The barbarians are invading. I beg the divine spirit to help my army hold them back.” Zhou Yu: “How about reinforced concrete?” Female general: “We’re vastly outnumbered...” Zhou Yu: “Ever heard of protracted war?” Female general: “Someone is trying to assassinate me!” Zhou Yu: “Take this pistol to protect yourself.” With the gold, silver, and antiques the female general sent him, Zhou Yu dominated the business world; With the supplies Zhou Yu provided, the female general ascended the throne; Until one day, Zhou Yu saw the female general appear in his bedroom...