So What If I’m a Good-for-Nothing? All My Disciples Are War Gods!

[Strong female lead revenge story + urban high-martial fantasy + System + playing the pig to eat the tiger + silly comedy] After completing a grueling challenge by going five days and five nights without food or water, Xiao Suna closed her eyes and died suddenly, only to transmigrate to another world, on an alien star. Spiritual qi revival had swept across the alien star. Everyone had qi and blood, and martial prowess ruled all. Yet Xiao Suna had transmigrated into the body of a useless nobody with zero qi and blood. [The original owner was not only a total failure but also a lovesick, antisocial pushover.] The merciless commentary from the Master Teacher System made Xiao Suna face the truth about her transmigration. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. After awakening the Master Teacher System, Xiao Suna taught every scumbag who had bullied her a lesson! When a punk with a bizarre hairstyle threatened her, Xiao Suna took him down with one punch and a huge slap! When a female school bully and her gang surrounded her, Xiao Suna wiped them all out with a Thomas-style spinning kick! When Su Zimu, the male idol she used to grovel before, tried to manipulate her, Xiao Suna unleashed a flurry of slaps and beat the school's heartthrob into a pig-faced mess! When she faced the unscrupulous bosses who had exploited her, Xiao Suna beat them up one by one, with one golden rule: "Are you paying me now, or after I beat you up?" One scumbag after another fell to their knees and begged for mercy, transferring the money in seconds for fear that if they were too slow, she'd keep beating them. After collecting the money, she happened to find a lost genius beauty who'd lost his memory. The key thing was, he was 185 centimeters tall, had an eight-pack, was gentle, and could cook. Wasn't this basically a perfect disciple delivered right to her door? The Master Teacher System activated, binding the peerless beauty as her disciple. As they spent day after day together, the disciple began making a move on his master.