Why Were You Listening to Her Thoughts? She Flirts with You Only to Derail the Plot

[Historical romance + dual transmigration + transmigrate into a book + cross-dressing heroine + sweet romance + hilarious comedy + one-on-one romance] After livestreaming for seventy-two hours straight, Mei Nanren's heart gave out, and she kicked the bucket. The good news: She came back to life, as a palace maid. The bad news: She was falsely accused of sleeping with another palace maid, and the tyrant wanted her tortured to death. Just when she seemed doomed with no hope of survival, she got bound to a useless System that forced her to wreck the plot every day. [Grab the tyrant's butt.] The tyrant wondered: Let her grab it. [Touch the tyrant's face and say, “Hey, pretty girl, you're gorgeous.”] The tyrant touched his own face: This servant has good taste. [Stick garlic cloves up the tyrant's nostrils.] The tyrant: I want to be an elephant for once. [Steal gold from the tyrant's private vault.] The tyrant: Lay out all the gold so you can steal it. [Make the tyrant wear women's clothes and dance in court.] The tyrant: If Mei'er wants to see it, why shouldn't I do it? [Kiss the tyrant.] The tyrant: Rinse your mouth, then lie in bed and wait for me. As the plot's deviation score kept climbing, Mei Nanren began to realize something was off. [The tyrant seems to know what I'm going to do every time.] The tyrant: Be confident. It's not just a feeling. [I'm wrecking the plot, not the character! Why is the tyrant acting so out of character?] The tyrant: My character is all about you, and only you.