From the Start, a Beauty Fell Right on Me

Yu Zainan couldn't help shouting at the sky, “Damn you, Heaven! Why does everyone else get a beautiful girlfriend? We're all shut-ins, so why are you so unfair to me?” “Crack!” A bolt of lightning struck not far from Yu Zainan, scaring him nearly out of his wits. He hurriedly apologized, “I'm sorry, Heaven! I didn't mean it. I was just feeling a little down. Please spare me!” “Huh? What's that?” Yu Zainan spotted something in the corner where the lightning had struck. He looked around and saw no one. Figuring that only an idiot would pass up something free, he dashed over, grabbed it, and ran home.