The Master of Metaphysics Arrives, Everyone Gets Out of the Way

[Metaphysics + live streaming + fortune telling + unit plot + cool articles + sweet pets] Wan Sui, the empress of Fengdu, tore up two pages of the Hundred Ghost Records because of her drunkenness, and released 20 ghosts into the world; Reborn as an 18th-tier internet celebrity with the same name, Wan Sui started his live streaming career; "Master Wan, I gave birth to a disaster star! All the curses she said will come true!" Wan Sui: "What did she say?" "My father is disabled, my sister is dead, and my mother's body has been exposed for three days... She came to me, Master Wan, help me!" Wan Sui: "It's not good to torture anyone, but I choose to bully the judge. She has always had a strong desire for revenge." "Master Wan, when will my weight reach 400 pounds? Once I reach the weight limit, I can become a permanent resident of Paradise Island!" Wan Sui: "They are indeed permanent residents, the kind that sleep underground forever." ** "Anchor Anchor, I'm old enough to have decuptlets, can you bless me?" "Sister... You are pregnant with a snake fetus. The snake fetus is full term and the mother's body is broken. You are about to die." "Anchor! I feel like I've gone crazy! I've been dreaming about my deceased ex-wife every day lately. Does she have any wishes?" "Then you can ask her in person, she is right behind you."