You Asked Me to Run an Internet Cafe, So Why Did I Turn the Three Immortals into Internet Addicts?

让你开网吧，你把三霄变成网瘾少女？

by Gitanjali (吉檀迦利)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 620k Words
Genre: Martial Arts & Cultivation
Subgenre: Primordial Age
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Qimao

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Synopsis

There's an internet cafe in the East Sea.

Its prices are clearly low, yet even Daluo Golden Immortals nearly go bankrupt after playing there for two days. The Saints disguise themselves and sneak in to get online.

Bixiao: "We're forming a team for Anton! We need someone who can heal and shield us! No Summoners!"

Kong Xuan: "When is Investiture of the Gods updating? Waiting for the next chapter is torture!"

Tongtian: "Duobao, play a Stone Golem. Your master's Yasuo is slick!"

Nuwa: "Fellow Daoists, I'm about to end the stream. I promised to watch a movie with the owner tonight."

Zhunti: "That monkey went to the internet cafe and refuses to escort Tang Sanzang on his pilgrimage. Something's definitely fishy. I'll investigate!"

Hongjun: "Huh, a stranger sent me a friend request. Jehovah?"

A lighthearted, witty story with a touch of political intrigue.

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