After Hearing Her Baby's Thoughts, the Frail Mother Goes on a Rampage

Ye Guiyan transmigrates into a book.

As soon as she is born, her grandmother tries to kill her.

[How can a wicked old woman like this become a noblewoman later?]

Hearing her thoughts, the old woman's hand stops in its tracks.

[How can such a petty, nasty aunt marry a rich heir? Heaven must be blind.]

Her usually greedy and lazy aunt waits on her and her mother hand and foot.

[How can this useless, cheating scumbag dad pass the imperial exams and return home in glory? This plot must have been written with someone's feet.]

Her scumbag dad beams and lavishes her with good food and drink.

But after a while, his smile collapses. "Why didn't I just fail to become top scholar? Why can't I even go to the capital?"

Her aunt falls to her knees at home, crying, "Where's my rich heir?"

Her grandmother's hands tremble. "How come our family is getting poorer instead?"

While the whole family is still lost in their beautiful dreams, her gorgeous mother finally divorces the scumbag and takes her child to start a new life!

"This baby is the rich heir! The top scholar is in our family, too! And we'll have a noblewoman in the family as well!"

She rummages through her little shoulder bag, pulls out a medicine gourd, shakes out a few pills, and offers them with her chubby little hand to the grandparents, uncles, and aunties who dote on her. "Want some candy? The kind that helps you live longer."