You’re a Physician, So Why Are You Sapping People’s Lifespans?

Wu Naihe obtains the “Life-Stealing System.” By taking someone’s pulse, he can siphon off their lifespan, then spend it on a lottery. Farmer: “Doctor Wu, what are you doing with such a huge pig in your arms?” Wu Naihe: “The pig’s sick, so I’m checking its pulse. Then I’m roasting it for dinner!” Bandits and thugs: “After Doctor Wu took our pulses, we really do feel much better. Doctor Wu, your miraculous hands have brought us back to life!” Underling: “But, boss, you’re bleeding from all seven orifices!” Man-eating demoness: “We’re the ones who suck the life out of humans! No one dares drain us demons! Sisters, follow me to the clinic. We’ll kill Doctor Wu and avenge the sisters he drained dry!” Congratulations, Host, you’ve drawn a Great Restoration Pill. Taking it will grant you 140 years of internal energy! Congratulations, Host, you’ve drawn the Yijin Jing. Mastering it will let you refine your body and attain sainthood! Congratulations, Host, you’ve drawn the Demon-Suppressing Sword. Using it will destroy demons and evil spirits! System: Host, you have 100 years of life remaining. Would you like to keep drawing? Wu Naihe: “Go draw your own grandpa!” System: Successfully drew one grandpa. 99 years of life consumed. 1 year of life remaining! Wu Naihe: “What the heck? System, thanks a lot...”