The System Grants Me Eternal Life, and I Thrive Through the Ages in the Cultivation World

[Playing it safe, longevity, a bit of comedy, everyday cultivation.] Chen Changsheng transmigrated into a world of cultivation and awakened a Longevity System. With an endless road to immortality ahead, the System worried he might get lonely, so it sent him a donkey for company. His cultivation and spiritual roots were crippled, and things went disastrously from the start. The sect assigned him to a forbidden ground, where he became a mountain guardian. But Chen Changsheng wasn’t worried in the slightest, despite his disastrous start, because he had a System. Ding! Congratulations, Host. After one year of sign-in, you have gained one Insight point. Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Great Wilderness Heaven-Prisoning Finger. A single finger can split rivers, shatter rocks, and cleave mountains. Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Great Concealment Art, a divine-level cultivation technique that leads straight to godhood. These names, this description, how are they so perfectly suited to my dashing style? At last, one day, a stone stele fell from the sky. People called it the Heavenly Dao Stele. To keep the cultivation world at peace, Chen Changsheng had no choice but to use his Great Wilderness Heaven-Prisoning Finger. With just one finger, the Heavenly Dao Stele instantly crumbled to dust. The whole world was stunned. That same day, Chen Changsheng left the Immortal Burial Forbidden Ground. “Fellow Daoist, where are you headed? Are you planning to pass this way? If so, please leave some toll money behind.” Chen Changsheng smiled and said nothing. The black donkey beside him snorted, and the bandit, a Nascent Soul cultivator, was scared to death on the spot.