Senior Sister, Stop Bluffing: The Immortal Cultivation Masters Are All Lame

[Cultivation-world office worker + everyone wildly overinterprets things + self-conquest] Just after transmigrating, Jiang Suichen is tricked into joining the struggling Wenda Immortal Sect, which is on the verge of disbanding. She has no choice but to become a heaven-sent HR manager and recruit disciples with a gift for persuasion! But as she keeps making promises, she realizes that every new junior brother and sister is a born corporate wage slave! They feast on the grand future she paints for them, let their imaginations run wild, and ascend on the spot. The once-destitute Wenda Immortal Sect somehow becomes the most powerful and mysterious sect in the cultivation world! Every bit of nonsense she once made up on the spur of the moment comes true. [Let me say this again! I'm really just a Qi Refining cultivator. My junior brothers and sisters have only themselves to thank for attaining the Dao and ascending! I've been tricking them this whole time! And the rare treasures they got weren't opportunities I arranged for them!] Jiang Suichen shouts this at a little reporter from the spirit mirror. The next day. The spirit mirror reports: [Let me say this again! There's no way I'm just a Qi Refining cultivator. My junior brothers and sisters owe their attainment of the Dao and ascension entirely to me! I've been pushing them forward this whole time! All the rare treasures they got were opportunities I arranged for them!] Her junior brothers and sisters all agree: [Our eldest senior sister is so weak, she must have her reasons!]