The System Urges Me to Be a Slacker

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After waking up from a car accident, Xi Zhu got a Slacker System.

She thought the Slacker System’s job was to make sure she worked hard,

so she worked hard at acting,

worked hard to lose weight and stay in shape,

and worked hard to keep up her public presence...

But the drama she had spent three months filming was banned from airing because one of the male actors had behaved unethically.

She spent a month working hard to lose weight, only to put it all back on after drinking a couple of sips of water.

And the photos she took while working hard to keep up her public presence always showed her with pimples or a puffy face, or caught her with the wind in her eyes...

Xi Zhu couldn’t figure out why.

Then one day, after skipping food all day to lose weight, she woke in the middle of the night with a stomachache and crept up to sneak a snack.

[Detected: Host eating snacks in the middle of the night and slacking off on weight loss. Weight-lightness: 1.]

Xi Zhu finally grasped the true meaning of the Slacker System.

And so began her long road to becoming a slacker...

The heroine has a Slacker System.

The hero has a Pay-to-Win System.

(The author is sensitive and the writing is amateurish. I only hope to make you smile. If that’s not your thing, please don’t read.)