I'm Really Not an Evil Heretic

Senior Brother: "Junior Brother, get me a bottle of pills that can help with cultivation."

Xu Zhen: "This bottle of Jump Pills is perfect for you, Senior Brother."

Senior Brother: "What are Jump Pills?"

Xu Zhen: "These pills are truly wonderful. Take one while cultivating with your Dao companion, and you'll experience endless pleasure. That will help you, Senior Brother, gain a clearer understanding of the great truths of the Dao."

One month later.

Senior Brother: "Junior Brother, there's something wrong with these pills!"

Xu Zhen: "They didn't make you jump?"

Senior Brother: "They did."

Xu Zhen: "Didn't enjoy it?"

Senior Brother: "I enjoyed it a lot."

Xu Zhen: "Didn't get stronger?"

Senior Brother: "I did...but I've been feeling terribly drained lately."

Xu Zhen: "So, Senior Brother, would you like some pills to replenish your strength today?"

Senior Brother: "No, no, no. Give me another billion Jump Pills!"

Xu Zhen: "..."