Reported for Watching Dramas at the Temple, I Summoned Heavenly Thunder in Retaliation

[High-Octane, Invincible, Lighthearted]

I was watching TV dramas at a Taoist temple and striking the chime when a beauty blogger reported me.

I immediately swung my wooden staff and bonked her on the head.

Here comes the twist: the Dragon King, the live-in son-in-law, the domineering CEO, the God of War, and even the Prince of Wakanda are all her lackeys.

The Dragon King shows up with a hundred thousand masked warriors?

I raise a hand and summon a hundred thousand bolts of heavenly lightning.

The live-in son-in-law pulls out the Taiyi Immortal Needles?

I snatch them on the spot and upgrade them into the Taiyi Divine Needles.

The God of War returns to find his daughter living in a doghouse?

I arrange a doghouse for the God of War, too.

What? That old demon Han Li is here as well?

Then this Daoist will be keeping the lot of you right here.

My name is Li Qingniu. They call me Daoist Li or Immortal Li, but the truth is, I was simply born with superhuman strength.

This is a story about going head-to-head with the protagonists of all the most satisfying power fantasies.