Quick Transmigration: Traveling the World with the System

Her life motto was: If you fall down, lie right there. If you can sit, never stand; if you can lie down, never sit. She was a top-tier couch potato.

Unfortunately, her System was a troublemaker.

The System said, "What's our goal? Win over this villain! Make him spoil you, hold you, and sing 'We Will Conquer' on his knees! Then take a dump on his head!"

Wait, what was that weird thing doing in there?

"Whatever you want, I'll place it right in front of you..." The villainous young man gently stroked her face. His eyes brimmed with passionate love, like an everlasting firework, radiant and beautiful.

She seemed moved. After a moment, she asked him with perfect seriousness, "Then can I take a dump on your head?"

System: ???!