His Abstinent Highness Fu Cradles His Pregnant Wife and Soothes Her

In Lord Fu's eyes, this woman was practically an alien. She was young, yet didn't know how to use the internet. She spent her days with chickens, ducks, pigs, and sheep, doing tai chi in the morning and qigong at night. Anyone who didn't know better would think she was a rural old lady. She was trained by a renowned master and had extraordinary medical skills, yet she was nothing but a money-grubber. One day she'd ask you to cover her appearance fee, the next she'd ask who was paying for her train ticket to the capital... In short, there was enough to say about her oddities to last three days and three nights.

And yet, rumors were spreading through the capital's social circles that Lord Fu had suddenly lost his mind. He was the famous untouchable, a man who'd had nothing to do with women for years. Apart from taking time to recuperate, he devoted every moment to business. Then one day: “Sir, your wife knocked out Madam's front tooth!” “She still has another one, doesn't she?”...