Apocalypse: Zombies Erupt, and I Become a Real Man for Five Seconds!

On my way home, zombies chased and bit me, a tank blasted me, and then a plane landed on my head. The apocalypse arrived. Fungi took control of human brains, and Blue Star officially entered the age of zombies. At the moment of crisis, I awakened the Five-Second Real Man System. For five seconds, I’m invincible. Even if I’m smashed to bits, I’ll return to normal. The System also offers all kinds of items to help me survive the apocalypse. While everyone else is rushing around trying to escape the zombies, I have a zombie radar that can track every zombie in range, letting me move freely among the hordes... While everyone else trembles before the zombie virus, I’ve already mastered high-tech methods for wiping it out in no time... While others suffer over how weak they are, I’ve already learned advanced combat skills, making killing zombies as easy as chopping vegetables. That’s what it means to be a real man!