I Use the System to Marry a Fairy

As a transmigrator, Lin Lang had planned to use the System to dominate the world. But by chance, he unlocks a mysterious feature gifted by the System. He can summon beauties, witches, and immortals from novels, movies, games, and anime! Congratulations, player, you have obtained the Fallen Heart Flame! Congratulations, player, you have obtained the Great Shift of the Stars! Congratulations, player, you have obtained one pair of the Queen Mother’s worn underwear, still bearing her scent! From then on, Lin Lang’s life changes dramatically. He is surrounded by adorable girls, innocent young women, spoiled princesses, domineering royal princesses, alluring older women, heavenly immortals, and more! More importantly, Chang’e, the immortal who had always wanted to kill him, tells him he must avoid women. Otherwise, she’ll help him castrate himself with a snip. And so Lin Lang becomes the anxious protector of all these beauties. He only wants to live a carefree, happy life, but somehow ends up becoming a martial arts legend who defies fate itself.