Investiture of the Gods: I Only Wanted to Run, but the Human Emperor Overheard Me

[Transmigration] [System] [Comedy] [Irreverent] [Power Fantasy]

After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods, Yin Ze became the third son of King Zhou.

As everyone knows, King Zhou's sons...

So Yin Ze, who could draw a little prize from the System every day, just wanted to get out of this mess as soon as possible.

King Zhou: This kid has a lot going on in his head. He wants to run? Hah! Deng Jiugong, send your daughter, Deng Chanyu, to serve as Yin Ze's personal guard. If that kid dares to run, break his legs!

Yin Ze: ?

King Zhou: Luckily, I overheard Yin Ze's thoughts in advance. A great victory! Where is Yin Ze? I'm awarding you the enemy general, Princess Longji!

Yin Ze: ?

King Zhou: Yin Ze, Daji introduced a peerlessly beautiful woman named Hu Ximei. I'll give her to you...

Stop!

Yin Ze clutched his waist, dark circles under his eyes. Hu Ximei was the nine-headed pheasant spirit from Xuanyuan Tomb. No, I really can't take her!

King Zhou put an arm around Daji. What's wrong with spirits? Kid, you have no idea how wonderful spirits can be. Come, come, pass down my decree: have Hu Ximei bring her jade pipa and warm my son's feet.

P.S. This is a playful take on the Investiture of the Gods, a fantasy version of the primordial world. Don't take it too seriously, and don't read yourself into it.