You're Already Level 9,999, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30

Xia Fan is a practical, down-to-earth pioneer who hides in the mountains because he has no talent for cultivation. Every day, he raises turtles and feeds horses, walks dogs and plants trees, completing tasks in hopes of becoming an exalted immortal! But he never expected that: The little maid he picked up would be regarded by everyone as a goddess from the highest heavens. His dog would be worshipped as an ancient, ferocious beast. His horse would be hailed as the supreme ancestral steed ridden by emperors of every era. A sword immortal who claims to be invincible in the mortal realm is frightened by a farmyard chicken and falls to his knees, begging for mercy... Xia Fan: “There really are more and more lunatics around lately.”