Great Qin: Your Majesty, Abdicate Now, or the Prince Will Rebel

As the emperor of Great Qin, Ying Zheng always thought his son Ying Yun was a good-for-nothing who did nothing but eat, drink, and have fun, until one day he suddenly became able to hear Ying Yun's thoughts.

Minister: “The Empire's iron cavalry is invincible under heaven. Your Majesty will surely rule Great Qin for all eternity!”

Ying Yun: [The Empire's iron cavalry? I've got a hundred thousand special forces. I could smash you to bits in minutes!]

Ying Zheng: ???

Minister: “The man we killed this time was an envoy from the Great Jin. If they seek retribution, Great Qin may be dragged into a terrible war!”

Ying Yun: [The puny Great Jin? I'll lead a million cavalry into battle and take it in five days!]

Ying Zheng: ???

Ying Yun: [I have to keep Sword Saint Gai Nie and War God Wu Qi hidden. They're both assets for my rebellion, so I can't let anyone find out!]

Ying Zheng: Having those two legendary figures would be one thing, but you even have Bai Qi, the God of Death?!

Years later, Great Qin wages war overseas and suffers a defeat.

Minister: “The countries across the sea have a weapon called a gun. It can kill people from a hundred meters away. It's terrifying, and we simply can't beat them!”

As everyone is at a loss, Ying Yun shouts, “Second Battalion Commander, bring me my Italian cannon!”

The officials watch as a million overseas soldiers fall beneath the artillery fire. Everyone is stunned, only now realizing just how terrifying Ying Yun is.

When the officials learn that Ying Yun intends to rebel, they all immediately petition the throne: “Your Majesty, abdicate at once, or the prince will rebel!”