Good Heavens, Ancestor, How Many Ex-Girlfriends Do You Have?

Chen Ping'an transmigrates to the Xuantian Realm, where the Coffin of Immortality protects him and makes him an immortal mortal. His freakishly handsome looks make countless beautiful women fall for him at first sight, including the Red Dust Empress, who even becomes his girlfriend.

Unexpectedly, the Empress later awakens her Undying Dao Heart and kills him with her own hands.

Ten thousand years later.

Chen Ping'an unexpectedly lives a second life. Disillusioned, he only wants to take a concubine, pass on his family line, and keep the ancestral incense burning.

At the gathering to choose a concubine, surrounded by beautiful women, a hideously ugly old woman suddenly appears.

Old woman: “You scumbag! Prepare to die!”

Chen Ping'an: “Granny, you must have mistaken me for someone else, right?”

The old woman reveals her true face. She turns out to be a stunning beauty, and Chen Ping'an panics. This really is his ex-girlfriend.

What should he do?

His ex caught him red-handed at the concubine-selection gathering and came looking for him!

…

“Ding! Ex-girlfriend detected. The Heir-Ending System is activating…”

What, the Heir-Ending System?

Chen Ping'an roars: “System, get the hell out of here!”

(The blurb doesn’t do it justice, so read the story. It’s a comedy, but it’s also full of intricate schemes, and every plot point ties together. Definitely worth reading.)