I Have No Interest in Devil Fruits

Standing before you is the guardian of the flame of history, the Nine Snake Empress's confidant, the inheritor of the will passed down through generations, and the guardian deity of the Pirate King;

The natural nemesis of Big Sis Im, the stabilizing pillar amid the tides of the age;

I once yanked dragon tendons in the Land of Flowers, and cracked dragon marrow in Wano;

I've been to the moon and descended into the deep sea;

The Emperor of Red Hair calls me brother, and I drink and sing with the Dark King. I've beaten up a few Warlords and killed a few Fleet Admirals. Plenty of princesses remember my kindness, and Impel Down is home to legends about my monsters. The leader of the Revolutionary Army knows me, pirates across the world fear me, and Navy Admirals give me a wide berth. Across the four seas, from east to south to west to north, through the Grand Line and the New World... Hold on, I'm supposed to be a Stand user and the founder of Ripple martial arts. Why does everyone keep calling me the Eight-Armed Demon?!