The Safest Way to Survive the Apocalypse Is to Stay Home

If anyone had told Shen Jin that zombies could wipe out humanity, he would have scoffed. “Give me an artillery company and I’ll clear out an entire city!” But when the zombie virus arrived without warning, humanity’s most trusted weapons, modern firearms, inexplicably stopped working. True terror had arrived... Night was falling, and the internet was about to go down. Shen Jin huddled in the basement, trembling, his fingers no longer flying across the keyboard. Suddenly, a flash of light! “Huh? My Minecraft helper sys...tem!?” “Wait, what!” And so, with the principle that as long as he stayed indoors, he would be an invincible god of war, Shen Jin began his end-of-the-world life as a shut-in. “First things first... I’ll chop down a hundred trees!” (Also known as: “A Sensible Use for Minecraft’s Block-Building Powers in the Apocalypse,” “Staying Home in the Apocalypse Isn’t Quite as Safe as I Thought,” and “I Just Wanted to Stay Home, but I Was Forced to Become Humanity’s Savior.”)