My Zombie Husband Is Kind of Charming

I spent all day talking about catching ghosts and zombies, only to end up married to a zombie husband. When I first saw him, he was dressed in a flamboyant red ancient-style robe, so mesmerizing that he bewitched me. “Woman, I've finally found you. In this life, whoever you are, you belong to me,” the man said with an overpowering air. “Huh? I'm here to catch zombies!” I immediately bristled. “Fine, I'll let you catch me. I'm all yours, so you can catch me whenever you want.” The red-robed demon grinned mischievously. “Damn, am I seeing things? No, wait, he's a zombie!” I turned and ran. But I hadn't gotten far before the scheming zombie dragged me into a coffin...