My Whole Family of Cannon Fodder Heard My Thoughts, Then Gave Up and Went on a Rampage

The Shen Duke's residence welcomed a precious little bundle of joy.

Old Master Shen beamed as he cradled the soft, cuddly Xiao Wan'er in his arms.

[Father is invincible in battle, upright and principled, and handsome, too.]

Before Old Master Shen could finish basking in his youngest daughter's praise, he heard her continue:

[Too bad he ends up convicted of treason and betraying the country, then torn apart by five horses.]

[Mother is gentle as water, virtuous and gracious, yet she's framed for infidelity. In the end, she falls gravely ill and dies of sorrow.]

[Big Brother is handsome and talented, with a brilliant future ahead of him, but he's forced to marry the Commandery Marshal's daughter. He ends up crippled in both legs and dies a violent death.]

[Second Brother will become a god of war, but he's exploited by a treacherous villain and made a scapegoat for that scoundrel's rise to fame. He dies pierced by ten thousand arrows.]

[Third Sister is a business prodigy. She has her own enterprise at seven and makes a fortune, but the heroine targets her. In the end, she's assaulted by beggars one after another and has all four limbs crippled.]

[My whole family is loyal and righteous, but we all die horribly. Even I die young, torn apart by five horses along with Uncle Seven, the main villain.]

The entire Shen family exclaimed, "How dare anyone harm our precious little darling? We'll have that scoundrel torn apart by five horses!"

In the end, Xiao Wan'er watched as her whole family lived in harmony and good health. Her eldest brother became prime minister, her second brother became a general, and her third sister took control of the national economy. Without anyone noticing, the little cannon-fodder character became everyone's darling.