The Invincible Slacker System

I just won't cultivate. I won't go hunting for treasures to level up, either.

Life is only a hundred years long. Why not quietly live like a salted fish?

Bask in the sun on one side, then flip over and bask on the other. Sip tea and pet cats.

When I'm bored, I can show off a little. What's not to like?

But the people in this world are just too weak.

They cultivate for a whole year without making a breakthrough, while I break through as soon as I wake up from a nap.

They treat their pills like priceless treasures, but even my pet's snacks are a hundred times better.

When I cultivate a martial technique, I can reach the peak just by taking one look, while they spend decades without even getting close to the threshold.

So, please just let me quietly live like a salted fish. Stop coming around to get put in your place!