My Whole Family Can Read Minds, and the Pitiful Little One Is Spoiled Until She Ascends to Immortality

[The Whole Family Dotes on Her] [The Whole Family Can Read Minds] [Ridiculous Comedy] [Feel-Good Story] [Unhinged] [No-Brain Fun] [Fictional Setting] [Sweet Romance]

When Tang Ying was three, her master took her up the mountain. After a century of cultivation, her attempt to ascend failed and she was struck by lightning. When she opened her eyes again, she saw her own little self on the verge of death.

Her master said her mortal fate was not yet fulfilled and her karmic debts unresolved. She had to return to the past and follow the path fate had laid out for her to settle those debts before she could ascend.

Tang Ying perked right up. “That's an option? I can go back and beat up the beasts who abused me and my mother!”

So, in public, she was an adorable, innocent, and pitiful little dumpling. In private, she drew talismans with one hand and magic arrays with the other, sharpening her blades to take on the wicked.

After her imperial uncles brought her back to the palace, the realm was at peace, the country prospered, and the people lived happily. Word spread among the people that the palace had a little lucky star.

But will someone tell her why her whole family can hear her thoughts?

So the whole family has been playing along with her act!

The biggest clown was her all along!

Fine! She'd come clean. No more pretending!

After an enemy nation abducted her, she thought she was done for. Instead, they treated her to the finest food and drink, and their emperor even told her to call him Daddy!

The enemy emperor: “Call me Daddy, Ying Bao, and I'll give you my whole kingdom!”

Her imperial grandfather: “Who wants your lousy kingdom? When Ying Bao grows up, she'll inherit my throne!”

Her imperial uncles: “We second that!”