I Bit the Calamity Prince on the Lips

“He” is the young master of the founding general’s household. His father is a general, his eldest brother is a general, and his second brother is a general too.

He accidentally attracts the attention of a wilful princess, who chases after him everywhere.

In a panic, he picks the best-looking, most handsome, frailest disabled man around and kisses him.

Who could have guessed that the man who looked the weakest was actually a prince who hadn’t left his residence in ten years?

He scares the princess away, only to find himself pursued by a prince.

The prince says, “I want to marry you!”

She takes a deep breath. “Fine, but I’ll be the one marrying you, not the other way around!”

He pauses, then replies without a care, “That works. I’ll marry into your family. The Prince Jing’s residence is ideal for my convalescence, so I’d be grateful if you’d come live there with me, young master.”

“How is that any different from me marrying into your family?”

“It is! The Feng family will provide the betrothal gifts.”

“You…”

She trembles with anger and glares at him. He smiles serenely, as gentle as a spring breeze.

And so, he became the first man in history to be married off.